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Anglian Regiment Blazer Badge: A Touch of Royal Heritage for Your Lapel
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Desert Rats Blazer Badge A True Brit Icon Honour the Legendary Few Stand Out From the Crowd
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Gordon Highlanders: Regal Crest, Immortal Spirit - Own a Piece of History!
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