Level 3 Ceramic Armour: Your Body's Best Mate Against Blighty's Threats
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KR1 Vest: Stay Protected, Stay Sharp. Unbeatable Anti-Stab Defence.
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Level 2 KEVLAR Body Armour Vest – Superior Protection & Tactical Ready.
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Armour Up Mate Protect Yourself With These Pads
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Elite KR1 Body Armour Vest – Unrivalled Protection, Tactical Ready.
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Body Armour: NIJ3A Rated, Stay Safe, Feel Secure, Protection You Can Trust.
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Kit Yourself Out: Side Plates, Ultimate Armour Combo. Ready to Rumble. Bang Up Job.
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