Union Jack Flag Badge - Bold Green Trim, a Classic British Statement.
"This exquisite timepiece, a whisper of heritage and a bold statement of style, invites you to embrace moments of timeless elegance. Crafted with meticulous detail, its rich hues and intricate design evoke a sense of classic sophistication, perfect for the discerning gentleman who appreciates the finer things in life. A legacy on your wrist.”
Brit Flag Icon: Sew-On Union Jack for Your Gear. Add a Splash of British Cool!
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A Bit of Blighty: Union Jack Velcro Patch – Stick It and Show Your Spirit!
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Combat Rank Patches: Get Your Velcro Badges Sorted, Mate! Blimey, Look Sharp on Duty!
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Regimental Flair: A Welsh Blazer Badge for the Proud and Stylish!
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Guardsman's Cloth Blazer Badge A Touch of Welsh Tradition For Your Smart Jacket Show Your Pride
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Welsh Guards Crest A Touch of Royal Glamour for Your Collection
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Khaki & Chalk: Striped Perfection. Effortless Cool.
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The Intelligence Corps Wire Blazer Badge – A Distinguished Mark of Service.
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