Blinding Bright: The HP7-XDL. Your Mate for Dark Adventures. Proper Brilliant Torch, Guv.
Right then, fancy a bit of this then? This isn't just any old... thing. No, no. This is a right proper bit of kit, a bonny beauty, a whiz-bang gadget that'll have your mates green with envy. It's got more functions than a Swiss Army knife and more charm than a puppy with a squeaky toy. Seriously, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it. Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it. You know you want to. Aye.
£12.46
£24.92